Wedding toasts - congratulations and farewell to the newlyweds
At the wedding it is customary to say toasts. Often they are in poetic form, but often in the form of parables - the so-called "Caucasian". Wedding toasts have an interesting original meaning, based on popular wisdom on how to build marital happiness.
The Parable of the Bull and the Lion
Caucasian-style wedding toasts are pronounced leisurely, as if telling a fairy tale. “Once the bull and the lion met once and decided to drink a little beer and“ beat them up for life. ”They drank. Then the lion hurried home. to the lion leads: the wife to the bull does not decree what he wants, then he does where he wants, he goes there. I am a lion, and my wife is a lioness. And so that she does not turn into a cow, I need to spend more time with her beside her. ”So let's drink for the young spouse to devote more time to his spouse and always remember: only a real lion can have a proud, passionate wife, like a lioness, and a stupid selfish bull will always have a joyless stupid cow in spouses. For the lion! For the lioness! For many wonderful future cubs! "
Wedding toast witness
Table speech should be not only beautiful, but significant. For example, wedding toasts, which are made by the witnesses of the newlyweds. “There are certain rules in family life. One of them is considered tolerance. In one family, where the couple lived to a golden wedding, the husband decided to celebrate this event. But he complained to his wife that there certainly would not be enough money to invite all relatives and friends. To which the spouse took out her box with needlework, in which at the very bottom lay an impressive bundle of money. And on top was a handmade rag doll. When the husband asked what the doll was, the elderly woman replied that at that moment when she was unhappy with her husband, when she thought that a quarrel was brewing, she was beginning to sew. And bad thoughts faded into the background.The husband shed a tear: it turns out that his wife was almost always happy and happy, because even one single doll was left unpicked! “But where did you get such a sum of money?” The man then asked, calming down a bit. “And I saved up selling my dolls!” The woman replied. So let us drink to ensure that our newlyweds find their own way to subdue their pride and find solutions that would help them not only live to a golden wedding, but also much longer! ”
Funny Wedding Toasts
Jokes and humor - an integral part of the wedding feast. Wedding toasts delivered during the giving of gifts are one of the most fun parts of the festival. For example, when donating an iron, a guest can accompany this process with these words: “Why do the fan blades spin? Because the fan is electric. And why the iron does not turn, because it is also electric? Because it is held tightly by the handle. Also you, (spouse's name), firmly hold the handle of your young spouse so that she does not even think about spinning! And, being the wise head of the family, direct her actions in the right direction.