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Trolling stories from classic writers

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Writers are people like everyone else, only literary gifted or even brilliant. Some of them adored making fun of friends, strangers, relatives and literary critics. Nowadays, these writers could become famous even as deserved trolls.
Trolling stories from classic writers

Kiseyn barin Alexander Pushkin


Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin gave the most scandalous rally during his exile to the south, in Yekaterinoslav (now the Ukrainian city of Dnepr, in the Soviet time - Dnepropetrovsk). Governor Shermot could not miss the chance and invited the already famous poet to dinner with all the local noble color.
Not very fond of officials and those in power, Pushkin showed up for dinner in a muslin, transparent almost like polyethylene pantaloons, without any underwear, and without even covering the shirt with the disgrace of the floor. Society was shocked. Only the mistress of the house, very short-sighted Mrs. Shemiot, did not notice anything strange. Another lady, Mrs. Fadeeva, quietly advised her to take her young daughters from the living room.
Trolling stories from classic writers

At first, the hostess did not at all want to believe in the poet's pistands and said that Fadeeva also seems to have the most ordinary pantaloons in Pushkin, only beige. But, after looking closely, she still took her daughters, and Pushkin behaved as if nothing had happened the whole evening. Fortunately, Sheriot turned out to be indecent, and the poet was in no way hurt for his trick.

Bomb from Chekhov


Once Chekhov, along with journalist Gilyarovsky, bought a salty watermelon wrapped in thick gray paper. But the paper began to get wet, as soon as Chekhov took the purchase in his hands. It was cold, the fingers instantly froze from the wet watermelon. Gilyarovsky took a watermelon from him, but also could not keep it for a long time. There was absolutely no place to put it, and Gilyarovsky finally said that he would throw out the watermelon now.
Chekhov objected that you should not throw it away when you can give it to a policeman, let him eat. Gilyarovsky called the policeman and, when he came up, handed him a watermelon with the words: “On, hold, just be careful ...” The journalist wanted to warn that the watermelon was leaking, but Chekhov was ahead of him, dramatically whispering: “... be careful, this is the BOMB! Bring her to the station! ”
Trolling stories from classic writers

The poor policeman's teeth began to pound in horror, but he carefully picked up a watermelon and carried him gently, like a baby, towards the station.It remains to be hoped that the joke was quickly exposed, otherwise a lot of people were frightened that evening.

Not the most successful rally of Maxim Gorky


Once Maxim Gorky, who considered the devastating articles of one of his regular critics very unjust, asked Vladimir Khodasevich to help him play this critic: print two stories by Gorky in Beseda magazine, but one of them is under the name Sizov. Gorky wanted to catch the criticism that he was once again cursing the famous writer and praising his own story, but under a different name. As a result, the critic defeated both authors.
But Andrei Sobol, who had come to visit, who had read the same stories, very much praised Gorky, and then added: “But you typed some of this Sizov in vain. The trash is terrible. ” Later, Gorky asked Khodasevich not to explain to Sobol what kind of Sizov it was: “Otherwise, we will be ashamed of each other, like two naked nuns.”
Trolling stories from classic writers

Guy de Maupassant - not only a fornicator, but also a cannibal


Somehow, the French novelist Guy de Maupassant, known, apart from literature, mainly for his insatiable lust, asked a doctor’s just-amputated human leg from a friend of his doctor.He later showed this leg to the guests, saying that he was now ordering them to fry meat - and sent them to the kitchen.
Later on the table really served roasted meat. While Maupassant ate and praised, saying that this, they say, does not seem like anything, the guests struggled with nausea and tried to figure out whether to take a famous writer to the insane asylum or dismember him specifically for meat, strangeness. Then, of course, it turned out that the leg was buried, and pork was served on the table.
Trolling stories from classic writers

Obituaries that were not


Mark Twain loved to write articles in different newspapers with denials of rumors about his death (rumors, having noticed that no one had heard about). This joke tortured the editors so much that they began to add “unfortunately” at the end of the message.

Vain searches


One night, a thief got into Balzac’s apartment and began to pick up a lock in a desk drawer - money was often kept in such a place. Suddenly there was laughter in the dark.
“My dear, you risk nothing, trying to find in the night what I cannot find even in the light of day,” the writer said, not even trying to move. Confused thief had to leave.By the way, not the fact that there was nothing to steal, but Balzac was very sincerely having fun.

Ode to General Grant


Mark Twain was invited to a banquet in honor of General Grant and asked to give a speech. The speech was not so solemn:
- The future of the United States lies in three or four million cradles.
In one of them is a baby who will one day become a great commander. Now, perhaps, he is making strategic efforts, trying to stuff his big toe into his mouth. 56 years ago, General Grant tried to undertake the same operation ...
That same evening, Twain wrote in his diary: “Presented to General Grant. I said that I was happy to meet him, he said that he could not boast the same. ”
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