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We did not blow the British. The country, damn - joy. Fans rejoice not because we won, but because they didn’t.
Russian football is so pitiful that the fans are already jumping with happiness when our runners aren’t hit dry.
For us, a draw is already a victory, for the English it is a defeat. We don’t lose to the English - it’s an honor, the British don’t beat us –– shamefully.
We are football losers, they are winners. Hence the difference in relation to the score “1: 1”.
I'm bitter. It is bitter to watch how many attendants join our football, so that, as a result, we gallop with happiness without losing to the English. To whom and the mare - the bride, and for the Russian team and a draw - a victory.

Football player Kokorin with a girl. Photo: social networks
Let's see how many millions of euros our players get per year so that we can enjoy the game in a draw.
Salary rating of football players of the Russian Premier League in 2015. The numbers are millions of euros.
1. The Hulk (Zenit) - 7
2-3. Alexander Kokorin (Dynamo) - 5
2-3. Esequiel Garay (Zenit) - 5
4. Xavi García (Zenit) - 4.5
5. Vedran Chorluka (“Lokomotiv”) - 4.4
6-7.Igor Denisov (Dynamo) - 4
6-7. Axel Witzel (Zenit) - 4
8. Mubarak Bussufa (“Lokomotiv”) - 3.9
9. Manuel Fernandes (Lokomotiv) - 3.8
10. Artem Dzyuba (Zenit) - 3.6
11. Danny (Zenit) - 3.4
12. Christopher Samba (Dynamo) - 3.3
13. Alexander Kerzhakov (Zenit) - 3
14. Salvatore Bokketti (Spartak) - 2.7
Roman Shirokov (Spartak) - 2.7
16. Igor Akinfeev (CSKA) - 2.5
Gekdeniz Karadeniz (“Ruby”) - 2.5
Alexander Samedov (Lokomotiv) - 2.5
Yura Movsisyan (Spartak) - 2.5
Oleg Shatov (Zenit) - 2.5
Seydou Doumbia (CSKA) - 2.5
22. Roman Eremenko (CSKA) - 2.4
Dmitry Tarasov (Lokomotiv) - 2.4
24. Yuri Zhirkov (Dynamo) - 2.3
25. Serdar Tashchi (Spartak) - 2.2
Carlos Eduardo (“Rubin”) - 2.2
Domenico Criscito (Zenit) - 2.2
Igor Smolnikov (Zenit) - 2.2
Victor Fayzulin (Zenit) - 2.2
30. Sergey Ignashevich (CSKA) - 2
Ahmed Musa (CSKA) - 2
Sergey Ryzhikov (“Ruby”) - 2
Arthur Yusupov (Zenit) - 2
Nicholas Lomberts (Zenit) - 2
Alexander Anyukov (Zenit) - 2
Luis Neto (Zenit) - 2
Aras Ozbiliz (Spartak) - 2
Vladimir Granat ("Spartak") - 2
Dmitry Kombarov (Spartak) - 2
Kirill Kombarov (Spartak) - 2
Andreas Granqvist (Krasnodar) - 2
Charles Cabore ("Krasnodar") - 2
Guilherme (Lokomotiv) - 2
44. Alexey Berezutsky (CSKA) - 1.9
Vasily Berezutsky (CSKA) - 1.9
46. ​​Denis Glushakov (Spartak) - 1.8
Fedor Smolov (Krasnodar) - 1.8
Marko Devic (Ruby) - 1.8
Vladimir Bystrov (Krasnodar) - 1.8
Ivelin Popov (Spartak) - 1.8
Tomash Gubochan (Dynamo) - 1.8
Mario Fernandez (CSKA) - 1.8
Oleg Kuzmin (“Rubin”) - 1.8
Ilya Maksimov (“Anji”) - 1.8
55. Alexander Buttner (Dynamo) - 1.7
Odil Akhmedov (Krasnodar) - 1.7
Evgeny Makeev (Spartak) - 1.7
58. Pavel Mamaev (Krasnodar) - 1.6
Zoran Tosic (CSKA) - 1.6
Anton Shunin (Dynamo) - 1.6
61. Ari (“Krasnodar”) - 1.5
Dmitry Torbinsky (Krasnodar) - 1.5
Sergey Parshivlyuk (Spartak) - 1.5
Quincy Promes (Spartak) - 1.5
Romulo (Spartak) - 1.5
Alan Dzagoev (CSKA) - 1.5
Bibras Natcho (CSKA) - 1.5
Aleksey Kozlov (Dynamo) - 1.5
Vladimir Gabulov (Dynamo) - 1.5
Pavel Pogrebnyak (Dynamo) - 1.5
Nemanja Pejchinovic (“Lokomotiv”) - 1.5
The most “cheap” footballers, as you see, receive one and a half million euros per snout per year, that is, 110 335 643 rubles. This is more than 9 million rubles a month.
For what? For the fact that they sawed in Instagram their photos from the Maldives and from luxury wheelbarrows?
For example, the wife of football player Mamaev. In 2015, Pavel Mamaev earned 1.6 million euros, scoring 0 goals.

Photo: social networks
Her bag, which you see in the background, is worth a million rubles.

Photo: social networks
And it flies a private board girl soccer Kokorin.

Photo: social networks
Footballer's wife Shirokova moves to Ferrari.

Photo: social networks
What are the merits of our “far below average” players so well live?
What is their uniqueness?
The fact that we breathe out with relief when European teams do not fuck them on the field without Vaseline?
So fuck more. And pretty soon. Alas, but I am sure of it.

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